I think it looks like the longest brown bean leaf I've ever seen.The bean smells like rotten cranberries and vomit.The long little masterpiece came from a naked non leafed tree down the back of the field.
The bean leaf feels crispy, crumbly and simply thin. The leaf is gooey, light and looks like snot. It's wiggly and fragile like jelly. It's 74mm long and looks like my Dad’s stained Lamborghini leather except dim brown and delicate. It is definitely one of the most disgusting things I've ever smelt.